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Created Jan 13, 2008 11:40AM PST • Edited Jan 14, 2008 06:07PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Perfect 5.0

   “Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.”
   Doesn’t get much better than that.

4. Acting

   Perfect 5.0

5. Male Stars Perfect 5.0

   Cary Elwes, you dream boat you… let’s never think of your future in “Saw”.

6. Female Stars Perfect 5.0

   Oh Robin Wright, way to play that damsel in distress.

7. Female Costars Perfect 5.0

   Uhh… I really liked the Ancient Booer… that’s some damn fine booin’ right there. But let’s not forget Carol Kane as Valerie, Miracle Max’s wife. She’s just brilliant.

8. Male Costars Perfect 5.0

   SOLID.

10. Film

    Great 4.0

11. Direction Perfect 5.0

    Go Rob Reiner! GO!

12. Play Perfect 5.0

    William Goldman wrote the screenplay to his own book. It doesn’t get any better!

13. Music Very Good 3.5

    Never ran out to buy this soundtrack.

14. Visuals Good 3.0

    Good enough that the ROUS scared me as a kid, even though I could see it was someone in a rat suit.

15. Content

16. Edge

    Tame 1.0

17. Sex -1.0

18. Violence Gentle 1.1

    A giant rat gets stabbed… not all that graphic, and even though the rat scared me as a kid, I still feel bad for it.

19. Rudeness -1.0

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0