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Created Jul 19, 2008 08:28AM PST • Edited Jul 19, 2008 08:28AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Barely OK 2.0

   Oh my God. Literally. Amazingly funny. I had no idea JC was such a badass-martial-arts-master-vampire-slayer. Buffy should take a lesson.

4. Acting

   OK 2.5

   Jesus Christ is a difficult role to take on, but I’m sure even Willem Defoe never considered how much the portrayal of God’s son could be enhanced if he’d just had a big sing-along song and dance number while zipping around on a skate board.

5. Male Stars OK 2.5

6. Female Stars OK 2.5

7. Female Costars OK 2.5

8. Male Costars OK 2.5

10. Film

    Barely OK 2.0

11. Direction Barely OK 2.0

12. Play Barely OK 2.0

13. Music Barely OK 2.0

14. Visuals Barely OK 2.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 3.0

17. Sex Erotic 3.0

18. Violence Brutal 3.0

19. Rudeness Profane 3.0

21. Reality

    Supernatural 3.1

    God talks to Jesus through a bowl of cherries jubilee.

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 3.1

23. Biological Supernatural 3.1

24. Physical Supernatural 3.1