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Created Jan 02, 2009 07:25PM PST • Edited Jan 02, 2009 07:25PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Pretty Bad 1.5

   Anaconda lacks diversity but shines in sub-plots. Can anybody say “Wierd”?

4. Acting

   Good 3.0

   Jessica Alba and Her Dad are great, Ice Cube has no diversity.

5. Male Stars Great 4.0

   Most of the Male stars are great, but not Ice Cube. Jessica Alba’s dad is the best actor in the movie.

6. Female Stars OK 2.5

   Jessica Alba is great, but the other girl is oversexed, and overdramtic.

7. Female Costars Pretty Bad 1.5

   As stated above, the costar if oversexed and over acting.

8. Male Costars OK 2.5

   The old guy that runs the ship is okay, and the young copilot is okay.

10. Film

    Barely OK 2.0

    The director is great, the script? Could have been Better.

11. Direction Good 3.0

    The Angles are Very Suspenseful. The lighting is okay.

12. Play Bad 1.0

    Pretty much a few of the guys say some stupid stuff.

13. Music Awful 0.0

    Where is it?

14. Visuals Great 4.0

    The effects are great, the snake is very life-like.

15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 3.0

    Quite a bit of blood for a PG-13 movie.

17. Sex Erotic 2.8

    Lots of implied sexual conduct, such as very heavy conduct and taking clothes off. No boobs though.

18. Violence Brutal 3.4

    The Snake is very violent with it’s kills, it even spits out one of it’s meals to scare the shit out of a girl. The body winks.

19. Rudeness Profane 2.7

    Not a lot of language, but it was very harsh words like S*** and F**k. One Motherf***er.

21. Reality

    Glib 2.0

    The Snake is very realistic. The people are the posers.

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 3.4

    I don’t know how you aren’t going to see a snake right next to your freaking face.

23. Biological Surreal 2.7

    The rainforest usually doen’t have many wild boars.

24. Physical Glib 1.5

    Very accurate with the ways anaconda’s attack. The people’s reactions are not to natural.