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Created Jan 02, 2009 01:53PM PST • Edited Jan 02, 2009 01:53PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Awful 0.0

   Somebody get me a bag, i’m gunna be sick….

4. Acting

   Awful 0.0

   Disney just can’t be taken seriously, picking these people…..

5. Male Stars Awful 0.0

   Zac is just horrible, and cheesy as hell.

6. Female Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

   Vanessa is hot as hell. But… Read the above, and replace Zac with Vannessa.

7. Female Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

   Ashley Tisdale is the only decent actor here.

8. Male Costars Awful 0.0

   None of them have a purpose. Ryan……? He’s important in the second one, but they just threw him in here to fill a void.

10. Film

    Pretty Awful 0.5

    Absolutly Revolting, the angles are hazy, the lighting is shit….

11. Direction Bad 1.0

    The dance moves are okay…… they look kinda gay… most of the time.

12. Play Awful 0.0

    Uhhh…… I though it was made of cottage cheese.

13. Music Awful 0.0

    The singers are awful and the music is unoriginal.

14. Visuals Awful 0.0

    ……. Huh? What visuals?

15. Content

16. Edge

    Tame 1.0

    Its disney… and it’s G…. what does this equal?

17. Sex Innocent 1.0

    This is nothing like real high school, if it was all the guys would be chasing pussy and the girls wouldn’t be singing down the hallway.

18. Violence Gentle 1.0

    There is no violance… no wait, those basketball scenes are INTENSE!!!!!

19. Rudeness Polite 1.0

    Oh there’s tons of crude language…..Nah…

21. Reality

    Fantasy 4.8

    Not realistic at all.

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 4.7

    If it was real high school all the guys would be drawing breasts on thier notebooks, not the girls names.

23. Biological Fantasy 4.9

    i thought the basketball players said they hated dancing. Why the hell are they dancing?

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0

    How often do people spring into song in the middle of lunch, or at the end of a basketball game?