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Created Jan 02, 2009 12:51PM PST • Edited Jan 02, 2009 12:55PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Really Great 4.5

   Close to being perfect, the greatest Horror film of All Time.

4. Acting

   Really Great 4.5

   Everyone is great, except the wife, who can’t stop screaming. The boy sort of looks retarded when he screams, but Jack Nicholson is amazing as Jack Torrence.

5. Male Stars Perfect 5.0

   Jack is the Shit.

6. Female Stars Great 4.0

   That lady is great till… the screams her ass off.

7. Female Costars Great 4.0

   Not many. They always are in the creepy scenes…..shit…..

8. Male Costars Really Great 4.5

   Danny is really good, especially as a kid.

10. Film

    Perfect 5.0

    Hey this is Stanley Kubrick, the Screenplay is flawless, the angles are done so amazingly, if it had been done any other way, the movie is not scary at all.

11. Direction Perfect 5.0

    One of the greatest directors ever…..? Easy 5. I would give it higher.

12. Play Perfect 5.0

    Nothing is out of place, it all has relevance to something.

13. Music Perfect 5.0

    Put in in the exact right places. Perfect music. Not to listen to on it’s own, but it mixes flawlessly.

14. Visuals Perfect 5.0

    The effects are great for 1980.

15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 3.2

    It’s got all the below, some breif and some repeated.

17. Sex Erotic 2.9

    A homosexual blowjob is heavily implied, and there is a totally nude lady. I think that equals a 2.9.

18. Violence Brutal 3.1

    There isn’t a lot, but Dick’s muder is ferocious. Lots of disturbing images.

19. Rudeness Profane 3.5

    There is about a dozen F bombs, several other unneeded swears.

21. Reality

    Supernatural 3.5

    Realistic? Please.

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 4.1

    Jack goes insane and the son has magical powers, the whole family see’s some crazy ass shit.

23. Biological Natural 1.0

    Nothing in this catagory. But overall it’s really wierd.

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0

    I dont think i see a lady turn into a rotting corpse ever day. My mom only did that once.