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Created Jan 10, 2008 11:50PM PST • Edited Jan 10, 2008 11:51PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   watch this movie if you want to waste 2 hours of your life. it is a silly story about vikings attacking native American Indian’s. one viking warrior child gets left behind and is raised by the Indians and blah blah blah, crap! the movie went on 45 mins longer then it should have and wasted even more time of my life.

4. Acting

   Bad 1.0

   the acting was in this movie, and when i say ok i mean it was not good at all. everything that all the characters did was typical and you could see it coming a mile away. the only one i enjoyed was the one that did speak at all.

5. Male Stars Pretty Bad 1.5

   Karl Urban as “Ghost” in this role really pissed me off. you can tell the movie was built around him getting the role as he was the only “name” involved that got any attention. every other role in this film seamed like it could be filler by anyone. none of the faces stick in your mind including the “pathfinder” himself

6. Female Stars Pretty Bad 1.5

   Moon Bloodgood as “starfire” was not memorable at all. they could have filled her role with anyone and you wouldn’t notice. there was no connection with Karl Urban and Moon Bloodgood at all what so ever.

7. Female Costars Bad 1.0

   not even worth filling in

8. Male Costars Bad 1.0

   same goes for this

10. Film

    Pretty Bad 1.5

    its a pretty film. thats it. they seemed to care more about the visuals rather then the acting. the one thing that stood out was this. the blood special effects were cheesy as hell and way over used though

11. Direction Pretty Bad 1.5

    i think Marcus Nispel should stick to Horror Films. thats his place on the screen. lets hope he doesn’t destroy the remake of Friday the 13th he is working on.

12. Play Bad 1.0

    nothing impressive at all. the vikings didn’t speak English thank god since the native americans spoke broken English that was more then enough for me.

13. Music Pretty Bad 1.5

    repetitive score repeats through out whole film.

14. Visuals Good 3.0

    like i said it is a pretty film. they seemed to do a good job making it look good but that never makes up for bad acting. just take a look at D-War Dragon wars for example.

15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.3

    well there was allot of blood, some missing heads, sliced out eyes, there was a good amount of gore involved. i guess the director’s love for horror films got to shine through a bit here.

17. Sex Innocent 1.4

    one scene in the movie were the two stars finally got it on. was nothing hot though just a typical " i love you, you love me, we are both most likely going to die" scenario

18. Violence Brutal 3.3

    the killing was pretty brutal in this movie but that and the visuals is all thats good in it. the story is bad and so is the acting.

19. Rudeness Salty 2.3

    i don’t know how many times they said bitch in this movie. if they had a ticket sale for every time someone said bitch in this movie then they would have sold like 30 tickets! thats more then they actually got I’m sure.

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

    oh this story is out there. i very sure something like this ever happened. and if it did oh man i don’t even wanna talk about it any more. waste of my life to watch this. I’m only putting this review out there as a warning to all who may watch it.

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0