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Created Dec 16, 2007 11:29PM PST • Edited Dec 16, 2007 11:29PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Great 4.0

   Visually stunning, this last installment of the ‘Pirates’ trilogy is an all out fanservice-fest, and I’m just fine with that! After all, only this series can use a jar of dirt (god rest it’s…soul…?) as a major plot point and make it awesome. Amazing fight scenes and a cameo by Keith Richards, the finest of popcorn fare.

4. Acting

   Really Great 4.5

   Naturally, Johnny Depp steals every scene he’s in as the beloved, rather fey rogue, Captain Jack Sparrow. Richards’ cameo is not near long enough. At this point I’m getting rather sick of Kiera Knightly…

5. Male Stars Really Great 4.5

6. Female Stars Really Great 4.5

7. Female Costars Really Great 4.5

8. Male Costars Really Great 4.5

10. Film

    Perfect 5.0

11. Direction Perfect 5.0

12. Play Perfect 5.0

13. Music Perfect 5.0

14. Visuals Perfect 5.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 3.1

    Will and Elizabeth have a rather risque scene on the beach at one point.

17. Sex Erotic 3.1

18. Violence Brutal 3.1

19. Rudeness Profane 3.1

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

    Find me a pirate as fine as Jack and maybe we’ll talk…

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0