Created Sep 01, 2013 08:46PM PST • Edited Sep 01, 2013 08:50PM PST
- Quality
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Really Great 4.5
Seriously: why are you reading this review? Look at the cast. Look at the director (Zombieland, anyone?). Just watch the movie – you already know it’s fantastic!
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Really Great 4.5
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Male Stars Perfect 5.0
Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling … yum.
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Female Stars Perfect 5.0
Emma Stone = one of my top 3.5 female movie star crushes. She looks GREAT as a 1940s pinup girl.
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Female Costars Great 4.0
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Male Costars Really Great 4.5
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Great 4.0
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Direction Really Great 4.5
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Play Very Good 3.5
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Music Perfect 5.0
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Visuals Really Great 4.5
- Content
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Sordid 3.3
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Sex Innocent 1.5
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Violence Monstrous 5.0
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Rudeness Profane 3.4
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Natural 1.0
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Circumstantial Natural 1.0
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Biological Natural 1.0
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Physical Natural 1.0
May 25, 2013 6:12PM
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