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Created Jul 15, 2010 06:50PM PST • Edited Jul 15, 2010 06:50PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Perfect 5.0

   This movie is flawless. Nothing about it made me wonder “why” or “what”- I just went along for the ride. The movie didn’t stress me out. It didn’t bore me. It didn’t gross me out (then again nothing does). To start, the story is extremely well executed. It flows extremely well from the beginning to the end. The action sequences are like no others. There’s a 10 minute black-and-white action scene called the “Crazy 88” that you’ll be watching over and over again. It’s so perfectly coreographed and the violence is o-so-satisfying. It’s so over-exagerrated that you just have to love it. For example, there is a scene where a man is plainly decapitated, but a shower (and I mean a SHOWER) of blood comes rushing out. You gotta love Tarantino. Oh, one more thing… if you’ve ever watched the Lady GaGa “Telephone” video with the “Pussy Wagon”… yeah thats from this…

4. Acting

   Perfect 5.0

   Uma Thurman is AMAZING as The Bride. The whole cast, in fact, is AMAZING.

5. Male Stars Perfect 5.0

6. Female Stars Perfect 5.0

7. Female Costars Perfect 5.0

8. Male Costars Perfect 5.0

10. Film

    Perfect 5.0

    The way the movie goes from color to black-and-white to anime, and back is extraordinary. Quentin Tarantino is definitely a skilled director, as he splits the movie into chapters of his amazing story.

11. Direction Perfect 5.0

12. Play Perfect 5.0

13. Music Perfect 5.0

14. Visuals Perfect 5.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 3.0

    Yeah, so the violence is cheesy, but monstrous. Also, there is a scene of attempted sex (I think).

17. Sex Titillating 2.0

18. Violence Monstrous 5.0

19. Rudeness Salty 2.0

21. Reality

    Supernatural 3.7

    Super unrealistic, which makes is even more fun.

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Supernatural 3.1

24. Physical Surreal 3.0