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Created May 18, 2010 05:33PM PST • Edited May 18, 2010 05:33PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Good 3.0

   Describing this movie is almost impossible… all I can say is that this is one F*CKED UP MOVIE. And that’s coming from ME. Rob Zombie has created one of the most sadistically violoent movie in decades, and it’s one hell of a trip. The story isn’t great, but it still is worth the watch.

4. Acting

   Great 4.0

   You can look forward to seeing Dwight from The Office but that’s about it.

5. Male Stars Great 4.0

6. Female Stars Great 4.0

7. Female Costars Perfect 5.0

   One insane freak-show blonde girl coming right up

8. Male Costars Very Good 3.5

10. Film

    Really Great 4.5

    Rob Zombie’s style here is like no other. There are endless amounts of flashy/grainy images and… well… go see for yourself.

11. Direction Perfect 5.0

12. Play Good 3.0

13. Music Perfect 5.0

14. Visuals Perfect 5.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Obscene 4.7

    THE MOST MONSTROUS VIOLENCE IN ANY MOVIE EVER MADE

17. Sex Lewd 4.0

18. Violence Monstrous 5.0

19. Rudeness Vile 5.0

21. Reality

    Natural 1.0

22. Circumstantial Natural 1.0

23. Biological Natural 1.0

24. Physical Natural 1.0