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Created Jan 07, 2010 12:03PM PST • Edited Jan 07, 2010 12:38PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Barely OK 2.0

   Creative, but just not executed properly. The previews are beyond misleading. You expect: a jolly, slapstick adventure. You get: a confused jumble between a comedy and a melancholy drama.

4. Acting

   OK 2.5

   OK. No more than that. I’m disappointed, Adam.

5. Male Stars OK 2.5

6. Female Stars OK 2.5

7. Female Costars OK 2.5

8. Male Costars OK 2.5

10. Film

    OK 2.5

    I’ll say the movie was mediocre. Some moments will make you chuckle, and even guffaw. But the film doesn’t know what genre it is. This can be exciting in come cases, but is not in this case. To be clear, this genre-confused film is not highly recommendable.

11. Direction Good 3.0

12. Play Barely OK 2.0

13. Music OK 2.5

14. Visuals Good 3.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 2.8

    Pretty raunchy, in terms of sexual content. An f-bomb and other language appear.

17. Sex Erotic 3.0

18. Violence Fierce 2.5

19. Rudeness Profane 3.0

21. Reality

    Supernatural 3.2

    Universal remotes aren’t seen everyday.

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 3.5

23. Biological Surreal 3.0

24. Physical Surreal 3.0