Created Jan 04, 2010 01:52PM PST • Edited Jan 05, 2010 02:01PM PST
- Quality
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Very Good 3.5
I think I was pretty damn disappointed by this movie. I don’t know why, exactly, or what I would have done differently … all I know is that when it was over, I was eager to move on with my life. None-the-less, I can see why people have liked it (“enjoyed” is not a descriptor I care to think people would use).
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Great 4.0
Brad Pitt was rubbish. Yeah, I said it. Please, sir, may I have a more unconvincing, stereotypical imitation of a southern military man? No? Well, then, I guess Brad’s will have to do.
Two standout performances were given, however, by Denis Menochet as Perrier LaPadite and Christoph Waltz as Colonel Hans Landa. Everyone was decent.
I’m giving this score for Acting to everyone except BP because if I included his score, this would be more like a 2.
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Male Stars Great 4.0
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Female Stars Great 4.0
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Female Costars Great 4.0
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Male Costars Great 4.0
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Good 3.0
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Direction Good 3.0
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Play Good 3.0
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Music Good 3.0
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Visuals Great 4.0
- Content
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Horrid 4.2
Quentin Tarantino … no need to say more
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Sex Erotic 3.0
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Violence Monstrous 5.0
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Rudeness Nasty 4.5
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Natural 1.0
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Circumstantial Natural 1.0
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Biological Natural 1.0
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Physical Natural 1.0
Jan 18, 2010 12:44AM
MJ5K
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Regarding hurwizzle’s Review |
Dec 24, 2009 9:34AM
Wick
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Regarding Wick’s Review |
Dec 24, 2009 12:46AM
MJ5K
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BTW Wick, during Inglourious Basterds, during the extended dialogue scenes did you ever just shout out “DO SOMETHING!!!!” God know I did. Still a good movie, but not one of Tarantino’s best. |
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