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Created Jan 02, 2010 10:04AM PST • Edited Jan 02, 2010 10:07AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Barely OK 2.0

   This incredibly boring “horror” movie brought in major audiences at its release date, selling the idea that the whole movie was true. First off, if it WAS true, it wouldn’t matter- nothing happens. There was maybe ONE cool part when they find all these symbols scattered all ove the place. Other than that, I have no clue how I sat through this. Here’s a copy of the “script”: “Oh my god, where do we go”? And theres the whole script right there. Also, the film is shot in this tiny little box, so if you’re watching on an old TV, this movie may not look good.
   I think the only reason worth seeing it is for the little 1 minute part of the girl crying and saying she’s sorry, just because they spoof it REALLY good in Scary Movie.

4. Acting

   Pretty Bad 1.5

   The acting is fine on its own, but since they’re trying to say these events happened, the acting would have to be much more realistic than that. “hahaha I threw the map… THREW IT!!!” If you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m saying.

5. Male Stars Pretty Bad 1.5

6. Female Stars Pretty Bad 1.5

7. Female Costars Pretty Bad 1.5

8. Male Costars Pretty Bad 1.5

10. Film

    Bad 1.0

    Since the whole movie is shot in a tiny little box, the film gets a lower score. There was no music, the visuals were just woods, and there was nothing entertaining.

11. Direction Bad 1.0

12. Play Pretty Bad 1.5

13. Music Awful 0.0

14. Visuals Awful 0.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.3

    LOTS of strong language and talks about drugs, but nothing else.

17. Sex Innocent 1.0

18. Violence Gentle 1.0

19. Rudeness Vile 5.0

21. Reality

    Natural 1.0

    Very realistic… it’s just people walking in the woods… I do tht all the time.

22. Circumstantial Natural 1.0

23. Biological Natural 1.0

24. Physical Natural 1.0