moviedude's Review
Created Jan 02, 2010 08:05AM PST • Edited Jan 03, 2010 08:54AM PST
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Quality
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Pretty Awful 0.5
It would be mediocre if 1) it wasn’t a remake, and 2) it wasn’t stupid to begin with!
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Barely OK 2.0
Average-at-best acting turns this film from garbage to compost.
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Male Stars Barely OK 2.0
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Female Stars Barely OK 2.0
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Female Costars Barely OK 2.0
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Male Costars Barely OK 2.0
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Pretty Bad 1.5
God-awful dialogue is what makes up this film. My question is why would John Carpenter choose to stain his original with this? Out of all the cheesy horror films I’ve seen, this stands out as the absolute worst due to it’s lack of good acting and dialogue.
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Direction Barely OK 2.0
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Play Awful 0.0
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Music OK 2.5
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Visuals Good 3.0
OK…
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Content
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Risqué 2.3
Frightening violence and a sex scene.
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Sex Titillating 2.5
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Violence Fierce 2.5
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Rudeness Salty 2.0
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Fantasy 5.0
Very unrealistic. Everything from the plot to the acting is not believable.
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Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0
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Biological Fantasy 5.0
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Physical Fantasy 5.0
EMPTY
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