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Created Dec 20, 2009 07:33PM PST • Edited Dec 20, 2009 07:33PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   OK 2.5

   What sounds like an ok premise for a movie, turned out to be a boring, and confusing film. I Know What You Did Last Summer is about a group of friends who when driving home from a party one night, hit a man in the road. They decide to dump the body on the side of the road, and vow never to tell anybody. A year later the friends start getting nots saying “I know what you did”. Sounds pretty creepy, right? Well, how about you go ahead and ask the bad actors and whoever wrote the second half of the script which was horrible. It was too confusing for what shoud’ve been just a teen slasher flick.

4. Acting

   Pretty Bad 1.5

   The acting was exceptionally cheesy. Almost every word any of of them said didn’t sound right at all.

5. Male Stars Pretty Bad 1.5

6. Female Stars Pretty Bad 1.5

7. Female Costars Pretty Bad 1.5

8. Male Costars Pretty Bad 1.5

10. Film

    Barely OK 2.0

    The film had a very crappy feel to it, which does not make it look good at all. I’m usually happy with cheesy horror flicks, but this didn’t satisfy me at all.

11. Direction Barely OK 2.0

12. Play Bad 1.0

13. Music Barely OK 2.0

14. Visuals Very Good 3.5

    The blood was OK

15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.1

    Somewhat violent, but not horrible

17. Sex Innocent 1.3

18. Violence Fierce 2.4

19. Rudeness Salty 2.5

21. Reality

    Fantasy 4.3

    VERY unrealistic movie. It felt like no one tried to think it through.

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 4.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Supernatural 4.0