Created Dec 10, 2009 12:32PM PST • Edited Dec 10, 2009 12:33PM PST
- Quality
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Pretty Bad 1.5
Almost anyone could think this one up. To make it worse, it’s a remake, and not even slightly original!
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Barely OK 2.0
More shrieking than real acting. Some realistic teen partying dialogue, but nothing special.
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Male Stars Barely OK 2.0
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Female Stars Barely OK 2.0
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Female Costars Barely OK 2.0
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Male Costars Barely OK 2.0
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Pretty Bad 1.5
An utter embarrassment to the director (I hope…) I don’t see how anyone could be proud of 90 minutes of cliches.
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Direction Barely OK 2.0
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Play Pretty Awful 0.5
Shameful. One minute: I love you baby and I never wanna leave you…" Next minute: “AAAAAAH!”
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Music Barely OK 2.0
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Visuals OK 2.5
- Content
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Sordid 3.0
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Sex Titillating 2.5
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Violence Savage 4.0
Savage stabbing and throat slittings push the edges of PG-13. Also the theme of sexualized stalking by a teacher to a student is prominent.
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Rudeness Salty 2.5
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Supernatural 3.4
Bravery that no one in real life would have is pervasive and stupidity from teens knocking on Death’s door is incandescent.
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Circumstantial Supernatural 4.0
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Biological Glib 2.0
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Physical Fantasy 4.1
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