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Created Nov 20, 2007 02:49AM PST • Edited Nov 20, 2007 02:49AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Awful 0.0

   Easily one of the worst movies of the year, even by Happy Madison standards. This movie tackles the issue of gay marriage with such clumsiness that it makes me glad I am straight – only for the reason that I wouldn’t want my alternate lifestyle mocked by such an awful excuse for a call to tolerance.

4. Acting

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   A wasted Kevin James and an awful Adam Sandler (he needs to do more roles like Punch Drunk Love). And Jessica Biel’s rear end acts circles around her (pun intended).

5. Male Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

6. Female Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

7. Female Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

8. Male Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

10. Film

    Pretty Awful 0.5

11. Direction Pretty Awful 0.5

12. Play Pretty Awful 0.5

13. Music Pretty Awful 0.5

14. Visuals Pretty Awful 0.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Tame 1.3

17. Sex Innocent 1.3

18. Violence Gentle 1.3

19. Rudeness Polite 1.3

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

    Very little in this film is believable. Jessica Biel as a lawyer? Kevin James as a gay man and no one suspects otherwise? Crikey…

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0