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Created Nov 20, 2007 02:36AM PST • Edited Nov 20, 2007 02:36AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Great 4.0

   This movie is not perfect. Luckily for us, it doesn’t claim to be. But for the first time in a long time, I felt like a kid again at the movies. Seeing the TRANSFORMERS come to life with such success was one of the biggest thrills I have had at the movies in a long time. Michael Bay made a movie that is the definition of ‘popcorn fun’

4. Acting

   Barely OK 2.0

   Come on, did anyone really think the actors in TRANSFORMERS would be in contention for any awards? Did they, even? The movie is about giant robots for crap sake.

5. Male Stars Barely OK 2.0

6. Female Stars Barely OK 2.0

7. Female Costars Barely OK 2.0

8. Male Costars Barely OK 2.0

10. Film

    Perfect 5.0

    The CG is almost unparalleled. I cannot wait to see what they come up with for the sequel!

11. Direction Perfect 5.0

12. Play Perfect 5.0

13. Music Perfect 5.0

14. Visuals Perfect 5.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.2

17. Sex Titillating 2.2

18. Violence Fierce 2.2

19. Rudeness Salty 2.2

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0