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Created Nov 28, 2015 07:05AM PST • Edited Nov 28, 2015 07:05AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   OK 2.5

   Not horrible, but fairly cheesy Russian movie about marines who face pirates on the open sea. Improbable circumstances and not-great acting is pretty much what you’d expect from this Russky B-side. I’m actually not sure why I stuck through this.

4. Acting

   OK 2.5

5. Male Stars OK 2.5

6. Female Stars OK 2.5

7. Female Costars OK 2.5

8. Male Costars OK 2.5

10. Film

    OK 2.5

11. Direction OK 2.5

12. Play OK 2.5

13. Music OK 2.5

14. Visuals OK 2.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.0

17. Sex Titillating 2.0

18. Violence Fierce 2.0

19. Rudeness Salty 2.0

21. Reality

    Glib 1.7

22. Circumstantial Glib 1.7

23. Biological Glib 1.7

24. Physical Glib 1.7