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Created Dec 15, 2012 12:51PM PST • Edited Dec 15, 2012 12:51PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   OK 2.5

   Colombiana makes a decent attempt at a conglomeration of thriller, mob-flick, revenge-flick, and kick-ass chick flick. Unfortunately it is just decent, not great. Lots of implausible action and cliche action with very little that is memorable. Too interesting to stop watching, but not interesting enough to prevent you from multitasking. The highlight is Zoe Saldana, who I think will do well in better written films. Lets see.

4. Acting

   OK 2.5

5. Male Stars OK 2.5

6. Female Stars OK 2.5

7. Female Costars OK 2.5

8. Male Costars OK 2.5

10. Film

    OK 2.5

11. Direction OK 2.5

12. Play OK 2.5

13. Music OK 2.5

14. Visuals OK 2.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.5

17. Sex Titillating 2.5

18. Violence Fierce 2.5

19. Rudeness Salty 2.5

21. Reality

    Glib 2.0

22. Circumstantial Glib 2.0

23. Biological Glib 2.0

24. Physical Glib 2.0