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Created Nov 03, 2007 02:29AM PST • Edited Nov 03, 2007 02:33AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   OK 2.5

   This movie is what I get for watching HBO at 1:00 am. It’s a classic Seagal action film, with Seagal’s character going from a 7-year coma to an ass-kicking comeback.

4. Acting

   Barely OK 2.0

5. Male Stars Barely OK 2.0

   Steven Seagal … has he ever been better than OK?

6. Female Stars Barely OK 2.0

7. Female Costars Barely OK 2.0

8. Male Costars Barely OK 2.0

10. Film

    Pretty Bad 1.5

11. Direction Pretty Bad 1.5

12. Play Pretty Bad 1.5

    I guess this script can qualify for dialogue, but honestly … it certainly doesn’t help the movie progress at all.

13. Music Pretty Bad 1.5

    Cheesy action film inspiration music. Hahaha, I love that description.

14. Visuals Pretty Bad 1.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Sordid 2.8

    Graphic violence for the early 90s, F-bombs, a little cop-a-feel fun for Seagal, and a hottie topless in a hottub. Woot.

17. Sex Titillating 1.7

    Who thinks Seagal is sexy? Anyone? Yes? No? Anyone? Yes? No?

18. Violence Monstrous 4.6

    Pretty graphic visuals of how he breaks bones and kills people.

19. Rudeness Salty 2.0

    A few F-bombs thrown into the mix for fun.

21. Reality

    Glib 1.4

22. Circumstantial -1.0

23. Biological -1.0

24. Physical Surreal 2.1

    One man can kick so much ass? Not in real life unless he has a mighty big shoe.