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Created Nov 26, 2011 12:10PM PST • Edited Nov 26, 2011 12:10PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Barely OK 2.0

   Baby Doll is a mistreated orphan trapped in an asylum who is due to be lobotomized. Can she save herself and a gang of equally hot woman from their fates? Well, if you are empowered with a male-mesmerizing dancing talent that results from fantasizing about killing monsters and bad guys with martial arts and big guns, you sure can.

   A patchwork quilt of surreal thriller fused with fantasy laden martial arts with a revenge story line. This movie is all over the place – with the only discernible central theme of maximizing the exposure and use of beautiful women in skimpy outfits performing martial arts and other kick-ass acts.

   See this movie if you unashamedly want to watch babes not wearing much and fighting bad guys for a few hours. Otherwise, skip it.

4. Acting

   Barely OK 2.0

   Only acting of note was Carla Gugino as the emotionally controlling Dr Vera Gorsky. The leading actress Emily Browning brought looks but not much substance. Interestingly enough was the presence of established actors John Hamm and Scott Glenn who both had very small roles barely worth mentioning.

5. Male Stars Barely OK 2.0

6. Female Stars Barely OK 2.0

7. Female Costars Barely OK 2.0

8. Male Costars Barely OK 2.0

10. Film

    Barely OK 2.0

11. Direction Barely OK 2.0

12. Play Barely OK 2.0

13. Music Barely OK 2.0

14. Visuals Barely OK 2.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.4

17. Sex Titillating 2.4

18. Violence Fierce 2.4

19. Rudeness Salty 2.4

21. Reality

    Supernatural 4.0

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 4.0

23. Biological Supernatural 4.0

24. Physical Supernatural 4.0