Created Jul 26, 2011 08:30PM PST • Edited Jul 26, 2011 08:30PM PST
- Quality
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Pretty Bad 1.5
Eh. Stereotypical portrayal of Native Americans. Lackluster and un-convincing acting. A pointless story line that barely kept the plot moving. Attempts at violence, sensuality, and religion to help sell the movie, but none of it really worked. Don’t bother with this one.
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Pretty Bad 1.5
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Male Stars Pretty Bad 1.5
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Female Stars Pretty Bad 1.5
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Female Costars Pretty Bad 1.5
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Male Costars Pretty Bad 1.5
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Barely OK 2.0
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Direction Pretty Bad 1.5
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Play Pretty Bad 1.5
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Music OK 2.5
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Visuals OK 2.5
- Content
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Risqué 2.2
Sex without the privates and one boob shot. Some mild but unrealistic violence with one scene as the exception.
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Sex Titillating 2.0
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Violence Brutal 3.0
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Rudeness Polite 1.5
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Glib 1.1
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Circumstantial Glib 1.2
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Biological Natural 1.0
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Physical Natural 1.0
Jul 26, 2011 9:44PM
BrianSez
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Regarding BrianSez’s Review |
Jul 26, 2011 8:45PM
jasonhurwitz
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I watched it. The overdubbing was distracting and annoying, but the movie was worse. |
Jul 4, 2011 1:58PM
Wick
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Regarding BrianSez’s Review |
Even the trailer is lame!
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