jasonhurwitz's Review
Created Jul 24, 2011 10:14PM PST • Edited Jul 24, 2011 10:16PM PST
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Quality
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Barely OK 2.0
A jaded storyline: death row inmates can compete (to death against other inmates) for a chance at freedom. A cast made up of decent actors who were all basically auditioning for The Expendibles. Some gore, some explosions, and a truck that magically runs on puke and piss that contains some sort of alcohol. Doesn’t it just sound A-MAZING?!
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Barely OK 2.0
Gerard Butler, Amber Valletta, Michael C. Hall, Kyra Sedgwick, Alison Lohman, Terry Crews, Ludacris, and Keith Jardine. I just don’t know how they ever managed to be unsuccessful with this movie. Aw, shucks … oh well. Next time.
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Male Stars Barely OK 2.0
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Female Stars Barely OK 2.0
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Female Costars Barely OK 2.0
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Male Costars Barely OK 2.0
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Barely OK 2.0
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Direction Barely OK 2.0
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Play Barely OK 2.0
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Music OK 2.5
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Visuals Barely OK 2.0
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Content
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Horrid 3.6
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Sex Erotic 2.8
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Violence Savage 4.5
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Rudeness Profane 3.4
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Fantasy 5.0
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Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0
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Biological Fantasy 5.0
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Physical Fantasy 5.0
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