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Created Sep 20, 2007 12:54AM PST • Edited Sep 20, 2007 12:54AM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Awful 0.0

   worst movie I have ever… I was just wishing that Orlando Bloom’s character would have tried to kill me instead of having to stay in the theater with friends for the time of the movie

4. Acting

   Barely OK 2.0

   no amount of acting could have saved this movie

5. Male Stars Barely OK 2.0

6. Female Stars Barely OK 2.0

7. Female Costars Barely OK 2.0

8. Male Costars Barely OK 2.0

10. Film

    Bad 1.0

    everything about the movie just made me want to leave

11. Direction Bad 1.0

12. Play Bad 1.0

13. Music Bad 1.0

14. Visuals Bad 1.0
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 1.6

17. Sex Titillating 1.6

18. Violence Fierce 1.6

19. Rudeness Salty 1.6

21. Reality

    Glib 1.7

    I guess I can see this happening in real life? Possibly? I have no idea.

22. Circumstantial Glib 1.7

23. Biological Glib 1.7

24. Physical Glib 1.7