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Created Apr 19, 2010 05:47PM PST • Edited Apr 19, 2010 05:47PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Really Great 4.5

   What’s better? Zombies, hot chicks that kick zombie ass, smart ass kids, a guy that his only true passion is to find ONE twinkie that’s left and enjoy it, or is it the virgin that you still wonder how he’s survived as long as he has… no WAIT WAIT WAIT!! I know.. It’s Bill-FREAKING-Murrey!!! But we’ll get back to Bill later, first There’s Tallahassee, man, talk about a guy on a mission! He travels around killing zombies just for fun! There is a tender side, but it’s for a good reason people, but don’t mistake him for a push-over, he is faaarrr from it. Now take Columbus, he’s a kid that managed to get away from his college and survive using some rules that he constantly follows… remember the rules, there are 32, but the most important are rules 1, cardio, 2, you’ll see, and 4, double-tap.. not what you think, so get your minds out of the gutter. His rules definitely have some valid points in following. Wichita and Little Rock are sisters, that frankly, are an awesome pair. They are a duo that knows how to stick together. As you notice everyone is named after a city, no one wants any attachments, that’s just how they’ve just been able to survive Zombieland. This is a comedy and it’s a great one, but it’s not for kids.. definitely check it out with your friends, you just can’t help but laugh the whole way through.

4. Acting

   Great 4.0

   Woody Harrelson, is Tallahassee, he’s funny as hell and you can feel the character really wailing on some walking dead people. Woody’s character would just randomly kill off a zombie with either the door of his car, or with a bat, or even some pruning shears. He just plays one of those guys that you would like to hang out with, one of those “I-have-nothing-to-lose-but-if-i-get-too-attached-There’s-gonna-be-a-problem” kinda guys. The rest of the cast did VERY well.. Bill Murrey came in for a time, and just so you know, his role was hilarious.

5. Male Stars Great 4.0

6. Female Stars Great 4.0

7. Female Costars Great 4.0

8. Male Costars Great 4.0

10. Film

    Really Great 4.5

    The film was all around entertaining. The costumes, the FX makeup and the actors really tied the movie together. It was funny and well made. I was impressed.

11. Direction Really Great 4.5

12. Play Really Great 4.5

13. Music Really Great 4.5

14. Visuals Really Great 4.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Horrid 3.9

    Sarcasm, Blood, gunshots to the head, fat guys getting beheaded with pruning shears and more blood. This film is filled with sick humor and what more can a person like me ask for. Enjoy! Have a party while you’re at it. I did.

17. Sex Lewd 3.9

18. Violence Savage 3.9

19. Rudeness Nasty 3.9

21. Reality

    Supernatural 3.5

    We all know that this is a movie for the supernatural ridden bunch, but if there is a Zombie Apocalypse I’ll be ready, will you?

22. Circumstantial Supernatural 3.5

23. Biological Supernatural 3.5

24. Physical Supernatural 3.5