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Created Aug 30, 2009 07:08PM PST • Edited Sep 10, 2009 06:01PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Awful 0.0

   I got three words for you: WORST. MOVIE. EVER. Well, its at least the worst film I’ve ever seen.

4. Acting

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   Acting sucks, the only saving grace is the poor midgets in the poorly done suits.

5. Male Stars Bad 1.0

6. Female Stars Awful 0.0

7. Female Costars Awful 0.0

8. Male Costars Awful 0.0

10. Film

    Awful 0.0

    Man, where do i begin…

11. Direction Awful 0.0

    The editing is terrible. During a scene, it goes from day to night in a matter of seconds.

12. Play Awful 0.0

    “If I catch anybody out here, I’ll be very surprised.” Lines of dialogue that make no sense. This is just a terrible script.

13. Music Awful 0.0

    Random musical numbers and eighties songs that sound like they were raped by a horse.

14. Visuals Awful 0.0

    The costumes are oh so sh***y. The lips don’t A) Close all the way and B) Don’t eve sync up with what the kids are saying. The garbage can space ship looks like a piece of plastic on a string.

15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.1

    One chick nibbles on a kid’s ear and the kid presses his face on some chick’s b(. )( .)bs. There’s an unusual amount of puking, farting, and sneezing.

17. Sex Titillating 2.0

18. Violence Fierce 2.1

19. Rudeness Salty 2.3

21. Reality

    Fantasy 5.0

    Garbage can space ship. Thats all I’m gonna say…..

22. Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0

23. Biological Fantasy 5.0

24. Physical Fantasy 5.0