MJ5K's Review
Created Aug 27, 2009 08:46PM PST • Edited Sep 15, 2009 05:45PM PST
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Quality
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Pretty Bad 1.5
While there are many who dig this film, I was one of them. I watched this movie when I was 12 and enjoyed it. I watched it again some years later, and it just sucked.
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Bad 1.0
Acing is terrible. Its all over the top and down right bland.
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Male Stars Bad 1.0
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Female Stars Bad 1.0
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Female Costars Bad 1.0
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Male Costars Bad 1.0
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Barely OK 2.0
Some special effects are alright.
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Direction Barely OK 2.0
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Play Barely OK 2.0
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Music Barely OK 2.0
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Visuals Barely OK 2.0
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Content
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Risqué 2.0
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Sex Titillating 1.7
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Violence Fierce 1.8
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Rudeness Profane 2.6
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Fantasy 5.0
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Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0
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Biological Fantasy 5.0
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Physical Fantasy 5.0
EMPTY
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