jasonhurwitz's Review
Created Jun 26, 2009 08:27PM PST • Edited Jun 26, 2009 08:27PM PST
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Quality
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Bad 1.0
Just plain bad. Bad Bad bad. I am SO disappointed in George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Salma Hayek, & Cheech Marin, Juliette Lewis & Danny Trejo.
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Good 3.0
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Male Stars Good 3.0
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Female Stars Good 3.0
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Female Costars Good 3.0
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Male Costars Good 3.0
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Pretty Bad 1.5
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Direction Pretty Bad 1.5
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Play Pretty Bad 1.5
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Music Good 3.0
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Visuals OK 2.5
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Content
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Horrid 3.8
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Sex Titillating 2.4
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Violence Monstrous 5.0
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Rudeness Nasty 3.9
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Supernatural 3.7
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Circumstantial Fantasy 5.0
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Biological Fantasy 5.0
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Physical Fantasy 5.0
EMPTY
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