ViewGuide

Created May 17, 2009 07:09PM PST • Edited Jun 13, 2009 06:43PM PST

1. Quality

2. Summary

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. -imdb.com

   Prehistoric animals let loose on the world. Pretty basic and unlikely. A scientist named Emma teams up with two others trying to get these two creatures under control. Good luck…

4. Acting

   Pretty Awful 0.5

   The acting was pretty corney. Even the “love scene” was a bit on the doesn’t-seem-likely catagory. The actors were about as low budget as the film it’s self. Honetly there weren’t anyone in the film really worth mentioning and if there were, they might as well have commited career suicide making this film.

5. Male Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

6. Female Stars Pretty Awful 0.5

7. Female Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

8. Male Costars Pretty Awful 0.5

10. Film

    Pretty Bad 1.5

    Corney scenes, that seemed to me like an undergrad might’ve thrown things together. Repeated fight scenes between the creatures and the submarine scenes looked fake as well. The idea for the film was pretty unique, you know, two under water monsters fight, get frozen in mid fight and then released to the world to fight another day. Unlikely, but a decent idea.I have to say though that it could’ve been filmed better and they could’ve found actors to make better use of the script. However I do have to say that the shark jumping for a plane and then later eating a chunk out of the golden gate bridge, was pretty cool, but it didn’t look real at all. All I know is that if something like that were to happen I would hope that the shark didn’t look so digital. Not to mention the title… common, if you’re talking about the movie, that pretty much gives it away. Give it something better people.

11. Direction Pretty Bad 1.5

12. Play Pretty Bad 1.5

13. Music Pretty Bad 1.5

14. Visuals Pretty Bad 1.5
15. Content

16. Edge

    Risqué 2.0

    No sex, does imply it though. Violence, now you would think that if there were giant animals invading the oceans, wouldn’t there be more damage other than a few tankers? There was no blood in the water except for some during the "fight"scenes. But other than that, nothing that made you want to go to the edge of your seats.

17. Sex Titillating 2.0

18. Violence Fierce 2.0

19. Rudeness Salty 2.0

21. Reality

    Surreal 3.0

    Very highly extremely Unlikely. That’s all really. I know that it’s not all that interesting, but this movie wasn’t interesting at all.

22. Circumstantial Surreal 3.0

23. Biological Surreal 3.0

24. Physical Surreal 3.0