jasonhurwitz's Review
Created Dec 14, 2008 04:27PM PST • Edited Dec 14, 2008 04:27PM PST
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Quality
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Pretty Awful 0.5
One of the absolute worst movies I have ever seen. It came on Showtime in Denmark one night, so I watched it. WTF was I thinking? If you like watching the irony of women wearing very revealing (or no) clothing while talking about female empowerment and not being sexual slaves, then maybe you’d like this movie; but, even then, you’d still have to get past the shitty acting and horrible script.
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Awful 0.0
Awful is right. No words shall be wasted describing it.
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Male Stars Awful 0.0
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Female Stars Awful 0.0
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Female Costars Awful 0.0
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Male Costars Awful 0.0
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Pretty Awful 0.5
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Direction Pretty Awful 0.5
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Play Pretty Awful 0.5
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Music Pretty Awful 0.5
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Visuals Pretty Awful 0.5
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Content
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Sordid 2.6
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Sex Erotic 2.6
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Violence Savage 3.9
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Rudeness Polite 1.4
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Glib 1.5
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Circumstantial Glib 2.0
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Biological Natural 1.0
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Physical Glib 1.5
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